Ant on a dating show "I like long walks on the peach"

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Journalist "I like long thoughts on the speech"

Dog "I like long walks on the leash"

Muscle Nerd "I like strong folks in my niche"

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Bookie: I like the wrong horse on the cheap.


axe murderer: I like long gurgles in your screech

Oh man that got me. Thanks.



Henry V "Once more unto the breach"


Librarian: I like long docs on the microfiche.


a crosspost in !pickuplines@hilariouschaos.com seems fitting

Yeah the second line had kinky energy for sure.

I like a long string of beads between my cheeks




ME sufferer: I like long rests on the sheets.


Kardashian: I like botox and white teeth.


Girlfriend: I want longer cocks than your peen.


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