Found a weird crinkly egg

Wrinkled Eggs

These eggs appear to have ridges or wrinkled surfaces. Overcrowding, which results in stressed hens, can cause this abnormality. It also can be seen when a hen’s shell gland is defective or if the flock has infectious bronchitis. Wrinkles can result in weakened shells. Based on USDA standards for exterior eggshell quality, a wrinkled egg is downgraded to Grade B.

https://fieldreport.caes.uga.edu/publications/C1255/a-dozen-egg-abnormalities-how-they-affect-egg-quality/

That just means there’s a tiny face-hugger inside!

Nah, that’s a bath bomb.

Xenomorph

Birds lay eggs

that bird was like “come on egg, cloac-in me crazy.”

Looks like a problem with the shell

my first guess was a plaster egg. you use them to keep the hen brooding, even if you took her eggs, but if that thing came out of a hen, sorry, babe

hnnnnnnnnnnnnng

Careful! Ghost in the shell!