"Also, the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is really democratic!"

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"Also, the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is really democratic!"
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Explanation: The Nazis, formally the National Socialist German Workers’ Party, are sometimes claimed to be socialist by modern right-wing chuds who want to distance themselves from the Nazis (and blame leftists for it instead).

… the only major opposition to the Nazis before their effective coup were socialists, who engaged in street fighting with Nazi thugs in an attempt to save Weimar Germany from its own idiotic self; and after the Nazi coup, large amounts of socialists were imprisoned and killed for the crime of being socialists. The Nazi Party was not aligned with socialists in any meaningful sense, and Hitler defined the Nazi Party’s particular brand of socialism very… curiously.

‘Why’, I asked Hitler, ‘do you call yourself a National Socialist, since your party program is the very anthesis of that commonly accredited to Socialism?’

‘Socialism’, he retorted, putting down his cup of tea, ‘is the science of dealing with the common weal. Communism is not Socialism. Marxism is not Socialism. The Marxians have stolen the term and confused its meaning. I shall take Socialism away from the Socialists.

‘Socialism is an ancient Aryan, Germanic institution. Our German ancestors held certain lands in common. They cultivated the idea of the common weal. Marxism has no right to disguise itself as socialism. Socialism, unlike Marxism, does not repudiate private property. Unlike Marxism, it involves no negation of personality and, unlike Marxism, it is patriotic.

‘We might have called ourselves the Liberal Party. We chose to call ourselves the National Socialists. We are not internationalists. Our Socialism is national. We demand the fulfilment of the just claims of the productive classes by the State on the basis of race solidarity. To us, State and race are one…

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Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse : for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past. It is not that they are afraid of being convinced. They fear only to appear ridiculous or to prejudice by their embarrassment their hope of winning over some third person to their side.

- Jean-Paul Sartre, Anti-Semite and Jew

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I think this is really just a description of assholes (of which anti-semites are a subset). I feel this could apply to the people of tons of other political groups.

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We see it over and over that right wing groups choose names that do not match their actual philosophy.

And I think the deep, underlying reason is that they are, on some level, aware that their actual philosophy is evil, or at least would be far less popular if they used an accurate name. But if you ask them why, they’ll simply lie. After all, they’re already lying when choosing their name. More lies are the most straightforward response to a challenge.

OP already mentioned the National Socialists and the DPRK. Another famous one is Pro-life, who are somehow only pro-life when it comes to a fetus. They don’t pursue any “pro-life” policies for after a baby is born. They don’t pursue “pro-life” policies to protect the lives of pregnant women, instead forcing them to go through a dangerous birth. The problem is that “anti-abortion” doesn’t sound as good, so they instead use a name that’s more lie than truth. Hell, most of the pro-life people I know also support the death penalty. Peak absurdity.

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Case and point: Proud Boys

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*Case in point

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I was wondering which way it goes haha

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Everyone please bow your heads, I am Emperor of the world now, source I said so and put it in my name

Anyway my first imperial decree is the following: All rise in stock price will by taxed as income, for any person, natural or otherwise, if their networth is above 5 million.

My second imperial decree: Anyone may upon seeing a fascist, apprehended them to give them a spanking (self identification as a fascist for recreational purposes is not allowed)

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self identification as a fascist for recreational purposes is not allowed

Damn it.

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Oh no, don’t let the tankies see!

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i’ve met three tankies in real life and not one had tires like this:

liars the lot of them.

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